wow!!Take it easy,you nasty little things!!!GET A ROOM!
Hey little boys and girls....I'm back!!
okay that's just weird....
It's 3AM...And i'm freakishly HUNGRY...!I'm eating some honey biscuits thingy...Silliam dentist,i need you...
okay...So this is whats going on with me right now...
A silly lesbian cat is following me everywhere at the office,she waits for me at the door and do these horny meowing and wraps my legs with its tail!!!Eeew!This is not good..First,i'm not lesbian and i'm not into cats...!She keep flashing her countless nipples at me!!!This is so freaky...
Note to SPCA or any animal organisation,please do not catch me to mate with animals because i have this sudden attraction...I am an animal lover but i do not make out with animals....No human testing please!
Why can't i have this sort of attraction on guys??!
And aimee,i am totally regretting not getting to know HIM!!!uRGH!!
I went to college and i realize that no one was HOTTER than HIM!!!He who cannot be replaced...i fucking ruined my chance and i won't be seeing him anymore....!Now i'm really gonna hug the dvds.....and listen to I'm not OKay!
At college....My intake there's alot of foreigners...But they are from most part of Asia.That's still consider as foreign right?Oh whatever..First day is always like that...I don't think i remember any of their names...Call me evil but i don't think they remember mine too...
So anyways,we have our orientation party at night...Like the one Ana been to at Reubs but probably his is more interesting cos mine totally sucks!Not to be bad,but the games that they played...They don't even know what their doing...There's a dancefloor people!!!Why can't we just dance!!It would be like the dance-dance video!!!That's hot!!The seniors were being kinda fun..We have a dressing up in newspaper like drag queen thingys...
But sorry i ain't feeling it...So i cabut early....Hehehe!It was late anyways...And i am soooo sleepy!!!
Aiyaiyai!
Top 10 Reasons Why Jwen is a Bad Driver
1. Swears
2. Swears when a car overtakes
3. Swears again when some asshole horn
4. No sense of direction
5. Still swearing
6. Listen to Fall Out Boy full blast and still swearing
7. Easily distracted by hot guys on streets and cute lil animals ie. puppies
8. Give the middle finger 
9. Thinks i can be better if our country is Left-hand drive
10. Langgar my colleague's car
Yess.....I just can't stop swearing when i'm driving...I get stressed up...I want to drive,so then i have total freedom...I can go anywhere....But i don't think i can be a good driver...I can be a racer though...Cos i am very hot when cornering...I'm like the vain bitch in Stupid Girls video..Langgar people and things and all...
So, Drivers for Hire
You have to be 180cm tall,look sexy in a driver's outfit and hot hot hot!slaps!!Joking...
Pretty people,aim and ana i miss you so much...And sour ana,hehe!!On your comment of my simple life entry,i still love you....you silly thing...We are the trio-Sill Bill and Lil!!!
Love ya people!!!Don't stop loving me too!!!
I fell in love with this hot dude!!
Isn't he the hottest thing!!!And best,He's Malaysian!!I'm really patriotic nowadays...And he's chinese!!!My grandma is gonna be so proud!!
P/S: If you're wondering how HIM looks like,HIM looks kinda like this guy!But way skinnier and has a flat bum...
I wanna go to his DIGI concert thing!For the first time i'm glad that i'm Digi!!!Thanks Ana for forcing me into DIGI!:p
He's a singer and desperate for love....That's what i've read...
Won't we make a good couple???I'm desperate too!!!Like Susan...."I love Mike,Mike is Love".....Oh that silly thing!!!How can she give up poor Dr. Ron!!!She don't want,i want Dr. Ron!!!And that silly nurse wants....Evil!!!Now i have to fight with a didn't pass her nurse test nurse!!!
Back to mr. hot dude,Gary!No not the snail...
Aww!!That is just yummy!!!I love looking at guys sleeping!!!So hot!
hehe!!so goodnight now all you yummy gorgeous people... |